drinking bout
competition and alcohol are a perfect mix gather round the table for a fight that can't be fixed the only real man in this room will be the last one standing if you are a pussy, you will have a fast crash landing under the table down and out pay-per-view cable drinking bout! stinky boggs has been drunk since 1982 he could use his trump card - a round of cheap perfume john o'reilly's irish - a definite plus ed's an airline pilot - hell, everyone's a lush! mouthwash, champagne sweet red wine by the shot glass by the stein under the table pukin' it out pay-per-view cable drinking bout! now it's down to two - we'll see who has the balls the bodies are all piled up - like in valhalla's halls eye to eye to eye to eye - they face off 'til one drops they're bringing out the hose to shotgun some peppermint schnapps under the table down and out pay-per-view cable drinking bout who's the real man? there's no doubt last man standing at the drinking bout!