first friday

it's swinger's night at foxz
'cuz that's where all the cocks is
out looking for some boxes
with olden goldie lockses

it's swinger's night at foxz
a jill for every jacques-es
some bourbon on the rockses
and opportunity knockses

you got everything I want
that's what I need
gonna get it on before
we go to seed
you got everything for sure
that's what I need
spread you out upon the floor
so I can feed

when I want some fuckin'
to foxz I am duckin'
I'll settle for some suckin'
out with the cars and truck-in

we commence to sweatin'
and then the heavy' pettin'
it looks like what you set in
could use a little wettin'

[country karaoke section]

the bathroom doors say "F" and "P"
instead of "guys" and "girls"
the first is where you get it on
the second's where you hurl

I wish we had a third for drugs
(there's nothin' we won't do)
we snort 'em in the parking lot
guess that'll have to do

[country over]

you'll do anything I want
that's what I need
take me home and show me more
of your dirty deeds
you'll do anyone I want
that's what I need
take a chance on true romance 
a bag of keys

it's swinger's night at foxz
'cuz that's where all the cocks is

it's swinger's night at foxz
where all the birds are hawkz

it's swinger's night at foxz
you'd best pull up your sockz

it's swinger's night at foxz
swinger's night at foxz

(alternate)
you may think we're rustin'
but with a little dustin'
a groove we get to bustin'
and fill the room with lustin'