golfer #3

i'm a levitator  
and i phase real nice. 
the lavender has been good to me;  
you better take some of my advice. 
 
Mystic Hills are my playground; 
Crimson Rock is my den. 
man, you just better step off,  
'cuz I'm twenty-(two, six, whatever, etc.) under again. 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off. 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off. 
 
honors on the tee box - 
you know I'm driving for show. 
put me on the dance-floor;  
that's where I'm putting for dough. 
 
when I'm freakin' the track-ball,  
you know I'm having a blast. 
Summerall just shut your mouth;  
Jacobsen you can kiss my ass. 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off. 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off. 
 

pro tip! 
short shots, softer swings- 
pro tip! 
backspin, help me please- 
pro tip! 
gonna hit all eighteen greens- 
pro tip! 
Gonna bring you to your knees- 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off. 
 
i am golfer three; 
life's been good to me. 
best not piss me off, 
when I'm teeing-off.