The Dictatortots Require Your Attendance
December 2016
- Toilet Paper Day (December 2)
- Chinese Lionel Richie Day (December 3, declared 2004)
- Repeal Day (December 5)
- Happy Trü Day at the 40 Watt Club (December 29)
January 2017
- No Pants Public Transit Day (January 10)
- Scotch Day (January 25)
February 2017
March 2017
April 2017
May 2017
- No Pants Day (May 5/first friday in May)
- Star Wars Day (May 4)
- National Masturbation Day (May 7)
June 2017
July 2017
August 2017
- National Go-Topless Day (August 21)
- Play In The Yard With A Hose Day (August 21)
September 2017
- Intergalactic Malaise Era Torino Day (September 5)
October 2011
- Lionel Richie Day (October 29, declared in Alabama 1983)
November 2011
- World Toilet Day (November 19)
December 2017
- Toilet Paper Day (December 2)
- Chinese Lionel Richie Day (December 3, declared 2004)
- Repeal Day (December 5)