box o’ wine
a box in my hand and my balls in my fist
drinking red wine 'til i get pissed
falling down drunk is so divine
nothing quite like that box o' wine
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
drink it down red or drink it down white
box o' wine is my date tonight
she never says no and she never gets tired
lyrics like these she often inspired
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
you think it's all gone but there's still more
pull the bladder out and fall on the floor
squeeze it real tight and suck it dry
when it's all gone you start to cry
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine!
it's 3 a.m. and i'm drinkin' what pours
could get out the liquor, but shit, what for?
i gotta box o' wine, and a-lots o' time
and i got a lot of verses that sorta rhyme
then i stagger on home, smelling like a skunk
and the officer stops me, asks what i drunk
i sez "a box o' wine, and fuck you too!"
so now i pick up garbage with the county crew
i got a box full of wine and a head full of you
and i don't know what the fuck i'm supposed to do
'cept stagger through the corridors, puke in the alley
i don't need a lover when i can dally with-