box o’ wine

a box in my hand and my balls in my fist 
drinking red wine 'til i get pissed 
falling down drunk is so divine 
nothing quite like that box o' wine 
 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
 
drink it down red or drink it down white 
box o' wine is my date tonight 
she never says no and she never gets tired 
lyrics like these she often inspired 
 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
 
you think it's all gone but there's still more 
pull the bladder out and fall on the floor 
squeeze it real tight and suck it dry 
when it's all gone you start to cry 
 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o'! box o'!  
[dum de dum de dum de dum] box o' wine! 
 
it's 3 a.m. and i'm drinkin' what pours 
could get out the liquor, but shit, what for? 
i gotta box o' wine, and a-lots o' time 
and i got a lot of verses that sorta rhyme 
 
then i stagger on home, smelling like a skunk 
and the officer stops me, asks what i drunk 
i sez "a box o' wine, and fuck you too!" 
so now i pick up garbage with the county crew 
 
i got a box full of wine and a head full of you 
and i don't know what the fuck i'm supposed to do 
'cept stagger through the corridors, puke in the alley 
i don't need a lover when i can dally with-