do you ever go camping?

do you ever go camping?
well, if you did and you woke up in the morning with bo bender in your butt
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?

do you ever go bowling?
well, if you did
and you woke up in the gutter with tru dressed up like your mother
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?

do you ever go jogging?
well, if you did
and you woke up at the docks with mc hatchet on your cock
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?

do you ever go camping?
maybe with a little vanning?
go down on dickworth?
while cruising in top berth?
fly into the danger zone
with baron the von bone
get a little flustered?
from strap-on aú belle buster?

would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?
would you tell anyone?