dick-shaped bruise
hey baby have you heard the news
gonna leave you with a dick-shaped bruise
you went out for a drink or two
and you wore your loose fittin' shoes (you bitch)
hey there, fella, better listen to me
and stop your talkin' to that floozy
you should have known you were my dude
gonna leave you with a dick-shaped bruise
hey you workin' at the DMV
you just earned a dick-shaped bruise from me
you take my picture now or you'll see
been in the fuckin' line since three (and now you're
closed)
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)
hey asshole - no, the one after bill
dick-shaped bruise up on capital hill
i'm not convinced by your oxford shirt
you earned it now lift up your skirt
hey there, salesman with the number unknown
you earned a dick-shaped bruise all your own
you called my house when i was sleepin'
listen hard and you can hear it creepin'
won't turn your shit down at the light
gonna get your dick-shaped bruise tonite
just because you're really thumpin' that shit
doesn't mean i want to listen to it
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)
hey mother fucker, ain't no money for you
don't ax a question fro a freshy of booze
you wanna see your kids but the story's not true
i'll just buy you a dick-shaped bruise
hey there, trevor don't be frontin' on me
you say the food court is your territory
your baggy pants don't make you a G
dick-shaped bruise from the C-P-T
hey there fucker who doesn't tip
you and my dick are going on a secret trip
pack your bags and you better pack heavy
dick-shaped bruise in the back of my chevy
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)