ride my dolphin
i wish i were a dolphin and you were lost at sea you'd look out toward the horizon but all you'd see is me you'd think that you were drowning 'till i came up from below and let a mighty dolphin yell out of my big blowhole i'll let you ride my seahorse on a shopping spree if you'll let me use my dorsal fin to part your red sea but you won't let me dive that deep 'less i come ashore with you to cuddle close, eat popcorn and watch "beaches" on the tube you can ride my dolphin but he will want to pry your bearded clam wide open and shuck out what's inside in davy jones' bedroom we rock beneath the waves i'm gonna drag you under, and hide my dolphin in your cave