frozen parrot joke #1
[pirate]
so i'm a retired pirate, see?
drink my beer and watch tv
but that damned bird won't shut his hole
he's always cussin' like a ho'
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[pirate]
shut yer beak, can't take no more
squawking, shitting on the floor
it's bad enough the way you smell
without your givin' me such hell
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Stop that noise or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[pirate]All right you bastard, in you go ([parrot]Fuck you! Fuck you!)
[pirate]Lock your ass up where it's cold
switch baywatch on and crack a brew
....
oh shit! I've left him in since two...