frozen parrot joke #1
[pirate] so i'm a retired pirate, see? drink my beer and watch tv but that damned bird won't shut his hole he's always cussin' like a ho' [parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! [pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! [parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! [pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! [pirate] shut yer beak, can't take no more squawking, shitting on the floor it's bad enough the way you smell without your givin' me such hell [parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! [pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! [parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! [pirate]Stop that noise or I'll stuff you in the freezer! [pirate]All right you bastard, in you go ([parrot]Fuck you! Fuck you!) [pirate]Lock your ass up where it's cold switch baywatch on and crack a brew .... oh shit! I've left him in since two...