frozen parrot joke #1

[pirate] 
so i'm a retired pirate, see? 
drink my beer and watch tv 
but that damned bird won't shut his hole 
he's always cussin' like a ho' 
 
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! 
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! 
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! 
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! 
 
[pirate] 
shut yer beak, can't take no more 
squawking, shitting on the floor 
it's bad enough the way you smell 
without your givin' me such hell 
 
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! 
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer! 
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye! 
[pirate]Stop that noise or I'll stuff you in the freezer! 
 
[pirate]All right you bastard, in you go ([parrot]Fuck you! Fuck you!) 
[pirate]Lock your ass up where it's cold 
switch baywatch on and crack a brew 
.... 
oh shit! I've left him in since two...