golfer #3
i'm a levitator
and i phase real nice.
the lavender has been good to me;
you better take some of my advice.
Mystic Hills are my playground;
Crimson Rock is my den.
man, you just better step off,
'cuz I'm twenty-(two, six, whatever, etc.) under again.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
honors on the tee box -
you know I'm driving for show.
put me on the dance-floor;
that's where I'm putting for dough.
when I'm freakin' the track-ball,
you know I'm having a blast.
Summerall just shut your mouth;
Jacobsen you can kiss my ass.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
pro tip!
short shots, softer swings-
pro tip!
backspin, help me please-
pro tip!
gonna hit all eighteen greens-
pro tip!
Gonna bring you to your knees-
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.