the hedgehog
in 1953 a legend was born
the most unlikely king of porn
over two decades of gettin' his kix
gettin' paid for over two thousand flix
his name is ron, porn star extraordinaire
his name is ron, i'm better lookin' than him i swear
his name is ron, hairier than king kong
his name is ron, want you all sing along
talin' bout ron jeremy
who all the guys wanna be
he's got a 10 inch log
we love the hedgehog
my man ron he got a master's from queens
it's no degree that makes the ladies cream
and even though that hedgehog is straight
you ought to that brother auto-fellate
he hangs with mork, john stewart, matt and trey
he worked with boogie nights, orgazmo and killing zoe by
the way
actor and director and producer all in one
next time you hear of his next movie you ought to run (to see)