hippies don’t care how they smell
you eat a burger made from wheat that is ground
you quit your job to follow panic around
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
you glue some noodles and you sell it as art
not taking showers is your favorite part
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
now we're gonna build a fire
so the hippies can perspire
drum circle pheremones got me
burnin' with desire
you think patchouli covers funk - that's a farce
you smell like business end of a baboon's arse
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
you wear your tie dyes and your birkenstocks
shave your legs and you can suck my kok
now we're gonna build a fire
so the hippies can perspire
drum circle pheremones got me
burnin' with desire