konichiwa girl

now let me get this straight, G
you think you can make me
say that you have the power
but this is a pit and I am the shit
or what?

konichi-wa
konichi-wa

I made a couple contacts
brought a couple callbacks
a calendar for Snap-On tools
a couple commercials
and a new pair of boobs

konichi-wa
konichi-wa

I won't pretend this ain't happened before
get mistaken for a two-bit whore
by all these broke-dick showbiz jerks
but hell, what if it works?

konichi-wa
konichi-wa

and now I'm in this feature
naked with a creature
from a planet quite a ways south
I scream and I shake until my character is rubbed out

konichi-wa
konichi-wa

I won't pretend this won't happen no more
me down on my knees on the cutting room floor
I'm out of my mind, and out of my shirt
who's to care, he lifted my skirt

konichi-wa
konichi-wa
means hello