it’s not easy being green
He's a wanko-terrorist,
He's gonna spank out all of us,
If he don't go green,
With his peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Lumberjack!
Got a stack o' magazines!
Lumberjack!
He's an eco-enemy!
Lumberjack!
How many times will he yank it?
Lumberjack!
And not shoot on the blanket?
He's a wanko-terrorist,
It's a spanko paper mess,
If he don't go green,
With his peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Lumberjack!
He's a wood self-lover!
Lumberjack!
Ain't no damn tree-hugger!
Lumberjack!
Ain't gonna switch to digital!
Lumberjack!
It's too serendipital!
He's a wanko-terrorist,
He's gonna spank out all of us,
If he don't go green,
With his peeeeeeeeeeeeenis. WANK!
It ain't easy being green with your peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
It ain't easy being green with your peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
It ain't easy being green with your peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
It ain't easy being green with your peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.