sausage party
i got my breathmints
i got my cup
my 13th level ranger's
gonna fuck shit up (oldschool)
they're gonna be girls
gotta look my best
high top reeboks and a brand new vest
call up wendy, christie and clair
but you know they're washing their hair
call up steve
call up marty
goin' to a sausage party
why don't girls
like dungeons & dragons
i see one now
let's circle the wagons
we got chips
we got beer
how come no chix are here?
call some girls
that won't show up
finished my beer
let's fill it up
tammy's doing her nails and
jenny's late
too many cookies on her plate
we're missing sue and
where is lori
now the guys won't
believe my stories
oh wait i see one now-
no wait, it's steve.
it's just steve.
he enters a 10x10 room
an orc guarding the chest
he seems interested in my magical vest