whore’s bath

gonna take a whore's bath today
gotta make the smell go away
gonna take a whore's bath today
'cuz my balls are swampy

working on the line all the day
smelling like the catch of the day
gold bond take me away
'cuz my shorts are soupy

been up since the ass-crack of dawn
doing shit like mowin' the lawn
now I think i'm french bleu cordon
'cuz my eggs are poaching

gonna take a whore's bath today
turn my sink into a bidet
scrub the boys and give them a spray
til they're clean and squeaky