you’d look better
buy me this and buy me that is all I ever hear from you
what the hell do you need with 30 million pairs of shoes?
and yes I do think that that shirt and coat and pants make you look fat
but ask me one more time and I'm gonna beat you with a
whiffle bat
I asked you if you wanted to get supper about 1,000 times
you just said no, but now you feel the need to eat all of mine
Sex and The City and that Cosmo rag have fucked you up so bad
you're stupid chick-like tendencies are driving me mad
you'd look better with a dick in your mouth
you'd sound better if you spent more time "down south"
now every brother in the world, they know just what I'm talking about
you'd look better with a dick in your mouth
why do I always hear about your ex and how he was so good to you?
I wonder if the chicks he cheated on you with all say that too
and what about your friends who tell you all the time that I'm a slob
I'd like to introduce them to my friends, their names are Neil and Bob
hell yes I do think that that chick i stared at is hotter than you
I fantasize about her and her hottie girlfriends too
I used to give a fuck, I used to work so hard to try and please
I'd try again if you'd spend less time bitching, more time
on your knees